How to meet and marry a younger woman: 2012

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Greetings. Well here I am in Indonesia and cannot speak the language. Luckily my beautiful Indonesian wife has picked up street English from me so we have no communicating problem. She does make a few mistakes, like trying to buy a jar of "penis butter" but we manage OK. I can't believe that I am 49 years older than she is and that we have been happily married since 2003. I have known many women in my life but never experienced the love that we have for each other. In the UK I would be called a dirty old man but here I am treated with respect. The women here are definitely different. Always smiling and seemingly happy. They appear to have different values, not too concerned with material things. We live just on my pension but never argue about money. Actually we never argue at all. In all the years that we have been together, I have never know my wife Yuyun to be in a bad mood. She is always giggling and laughing, even the couple of times that we have fallen off the motorbike into the mud. If any of you guys want to meet and marry a younger woman, give me a yell.

Sunday, 22 July 2012

Wife's Birthday

Well the wife is twenty nine today but still a child at heart. So, I bought a big Panda for her. You see Yuyun was kind of deprived as a kid and never had any toys or stuffed animals. She now has a cupboard full of them and loves to add to them. For a time, a new one gets to sleep with her and then gets replaced. Doesn't take much to make her happy. All she really craves is love and attention, which I give to her constantly.

Thursday, 5 July 2012

A poem that I wrote

I glanced at the mirror early one morning
Unprepared for the shock that came without warning
The image reflected at me through the lather
Was not of myself but that of my father
The years had passed, like flipping a page
I realized that now I was middle aged
I'd had some affairs throughout my life
But never had bothered to take me a wife
I'd sired one child and then one more
One day came knocking at my door
Did several things I now regret
Was loneliness my fate to get?
One day I decided to take a vacation
To some exotic Asian location
Heeding a call from my inner voice
Indonesia became my choice
Upon arrival found something so rare
The absolute friendliness of everyone there
In Britain, ignored as I walked for miles
Here I was met with waves and smiles
Beautiful women who wanted to chat
Inviting me home at the drop of a hat
Offers of marriage from girls so nice
Just felt I was living in paradise
Then I was taken to meet Yuyun
Felt from the start that she was the one
A smile so sweet all day and night
The darkest time she made seem bright
But problems arose, I knew there were plenty
To start with she was only twenty
Religion also could put up a wall
Wondered if love really conquers all
We spent a week, every day together
Knew I would be in love forever
Without her my life would go to pot
So without delay we tied the knot
Now it's been nine years of absolute bliss
Never a minute without a kiss
True love at last, a little late
I'll make the most, if death will wait
A love like ours I've never known
Saved by the bell from dying alone

Some of our video clips

Here are some of the video clips that my wife and I have made:

Introducing a 60 kilo dog to a kitten
How to kill your dog
The first thing to teach your dog
Keeping up with a much younger wife
Cheap automatic gate opener
You are never too old to find true love
Double trouble